- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to eat food

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

to do nothing

The power to be blind

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Pointless Super Powers