The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to touch your toes

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!