The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to get married

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The power to even

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the ability to levitate

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to animate condiments

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!