The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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The power to not see anything

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!