The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!