the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!