The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to eat socks

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!