The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to get in the van

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to never have fun...never.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!