The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to die

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!