The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!