- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to see into the present.

The power to fly, but only fly north

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to jump

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to melt your bones

The power to think your dreams are real.

Pointless Super Powers