The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell whore

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!