The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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open up pickles glass

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to ignore useful information

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!