The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to jizz money

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!