The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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cry acid tears

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!