The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!