The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!