- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to not have a superpower

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to make everything worse

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to touch your toes

The power to be gay on command.

Pointless Super Powers