power to breath fire but only through your nose

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have no power

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to eat socks

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!