the power to die

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to not see anything

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to never have fun...never.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to be normal.

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!