- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make everything worse

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to ignore useful information

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers