- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to make lipstick fly

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to be a snail

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

75% levitation

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

open up pickles glass

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

Pointless Super Powers