The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!