- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to predict the present

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

Pointless Super Powers