- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to have gravity.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to even

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to be alone

the ability to levitate

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to turn into a piece of paper

open up pickles glass

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to absolutely nothing

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

Pointless Super Powers