The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!