The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to fly in space

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The Power to Power

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!