- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to block your own powers

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

mint berry crunch

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

Pointless Super Powers