The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to be an idiot.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!