the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!