- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to divide by 0

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to block your own powers

The ability to be in fashion.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

Pointless Super Powers