- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to only be obesely fat.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to see through clear glass.

Pointless Super Powers