- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to write pointless superpowers

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

Pointless Super Powers