- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to animate condiments

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to smell like ham

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to drink and drive without being caught

Pointless Super Powers