The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power of hindsight

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to die

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!