The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!