The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to hovertate

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!