The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to even

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!