- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the power to hovertate

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to run Crysis.

open up pickles glass

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

the ability to levitate

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

Pointless Super Powers