The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to be Justin bieber

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!