The power to swim on land.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!