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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to look TV

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!