The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to not see anything

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!