The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power of bad luck

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!