the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to poop without wiping

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to block your own powers

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to eat socks

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!