The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!