The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!