- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to control weather on Mars

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to poop glue.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to animate condiments

The ability to be heard in space

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

Pointless Super Powers