the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!