The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!