The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to smell whore

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!