the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!