the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to die at will

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the ability to die on command

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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32% Levitation.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!