The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to rotten food.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!