the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to uncontrally boop

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

the power to sneeze whenever you want

power to fly...backwards.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to die at will

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

the power to win any shit eating contest.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!