The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to Google "Google".

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to understand irony.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to die

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power of micro penis.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!