The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!