the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

the power to see through water.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!