The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!