The power to look TV

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to eat your own head.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!