- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to shrink boobs

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to levitate

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to do nothing

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers