The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to become demented

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!