- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to become translucent

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to be powerless

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to create a unicorn online.

being black

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Pointless Super Powers