The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to run Crysis.

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!