The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!