- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to shrink boobs

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers