- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to be heard in space

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to die

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses