the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to die

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!