- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die on command.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers