- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

75% levitation

The power to be a snail

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to hovertate

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to control paprika with your mind

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to have no superpower

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers