- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to be gay on command.

The power to predict the present

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

To never remember what the word if means

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers