the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to rite liek dis

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!