- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to break a Nokia

The power to turn any object into food

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers