- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

teleport to the place where you stand

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers