- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to self destruct

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to poop standing up

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to shrink boobs

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to jerk off with no hands.

the power to turn retarted

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Pointless Super Powers