the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to microwave bread

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!