The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!