The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to get married

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!