- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to get married

the power to jizz money

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to swim on land.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers